Wooden Vibrators

I just read an article about Don Wands new Wooden Vibrators. The line called, "Treeze", is supposed to be the first ever wooden based Vibrator. Don Wands Promises that the new devise will be non porous, phthalate-free, and hypoallergenic for those with safety in mind and is a lovely eco-friendly alternative to the regular plastic and rubber sex toys available.

It is very interesting how the "Green" culture has moved onto sex toys. Ill be looking forward to seeing what other environmentally friendly toys will be made available and how sales will look.

Joke of the Day by Bad News Barnjo

There was 2 guys talking about what they were going to get their wives for Christmas. one was rich one was poor. the poor guy asked the rich guy, " so what are you getting your wife for Christmas?". the rich man answered,"I'm getting her a diamond ring and a Mercedes.". the poor guy replies," if you are getting her a Diamond ring, then why the Mercedes?". The rich guy says back," Well i got her the Mercedes so if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive the Mercedes back to return it."

He then goes on," so what are you getting your wife for Christmas my dear friend?". to which the poor man responds,"i bought her a dildo and a pair of slippers.". "that sounds good", the rich man answers. "so why get her both slippers and a dildo?". the poor man replies," so if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!,".